Valentines day always reminds me of…breaking up.
So in honor of a Friday the 13th right before the luckiest day of the year, we will count down your TOP TEN WORST REASONS TO BREAK UP!
10. The ol’ “it’s not me, it’s you not being perfect enough”routine.
9. “You’re too smart/dumb…and so am I.”
This is another good one on this topic.
8. “God told me…or like He’s telling me…right now”
7. “Pickings are too slim”
6. Something every Mormon will understand and something that NO Mormon should understand.
5. This one is pretty legit, but still I can’t believe that guys are THIS cheap!
4. “I like you too much to risk loving you…you know, because that makes sense.”
3. “You aren’t quite my muse.”
2. “Something just smells fishy about this…”
annnnnnd….
1. “Oh…yeah, I forgot about that one little detail.”
So now I’m curious, what is a good reason to break up with someone?
The bad smell is a really good reason. Would you voluntarily smell dog crap every day? Not saying the person smells like that, but I stand by my reasoning.
Wait, what about patriarchal blessings? Isn’t it a GOOD thing for someone to fit that?
A good reason, but not great to share–in my opinion.
http://www.bowlofoates.com/did-god-dump-you/
I just got broken up with this past valentine’s day because I hate country music
There are a few on here that are SO Mormon……having the prayer and the blessing……people should be slapped for using those.