Valentines day always reminds me of…breaking up.
So in honor of a Friday the 13th right before the luckiest day of the year, we will count down your TOP TEN WORST REASONS TO BREAK UP!
10. The ol’ “it’s not me, it’s you not being perfect enough”routine.
This is another good one on this topic.
8. “God told me…or like He’s telling me…right now”
7. “Pickings are too slim”
6. Something every Mormon will understand and something that NO Mormon should understand.
5. This one is pretty legit, but still I can’t believe that guys are THIS cheap!
4. “I like you too much to risk loving you…you know, because that makes sense.”
3. “You aren’t quite my muse.”
2. “Something just smells fishy about this…”
1. “Oh…yeah, I forgot about that one little detail.”