Top 10 WORST Reasons to Break Up

by | Break ups

worst reasons to break up

 

Valentines day always reminds me of…breaking up.

 

So in honor of a Friday the 13th right before the luckiest day of the year, we will count down your TOP TEN WORST REASONS TO BREAK UP!

 

10. The ol’ “it’s not me, it’s you not being perfect enough”routine.

waiting for perfect girl dump

 

9. “You’re too smart/dumb…and so am I.”
dumped because too smart 2

This is another good one on this topic.

dumped me not smart

 

8. “God told me…or like He’s telling me…right now”

dumped me in a prayer

 

7. “Pickings are too slim”

dumped because too fat

 

6. Something every Mormon will understand and something that NO Mormon should understand.

blessing not fit dumped

 

5. This one is pretty legit, but still I can’t believe that guys are THIS cheap!

dumped because too cheap

 

4. “I like you too much to risk loving you…you know, because that makes sense.”

dumped because married

 

3. “You aren’t quite my muse.”

dumped because can't sing

 

2. “Something just smells fishy about this…”

broke up smelled

 

annnnnnd….

 

 

1. “Oh…yeah, I forgot about that one little detail.”

dumped me because of a fiance

 

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  • malemormonmind.blogspot.com

    So now I’m curious, what is a good reason to break up with someone?

  • nkl

    The bad smell is a really good reason. Would you voluntarily smell dog crap every day? Not saying the person smells like that, but I stand by my reasoning.

  • Kami Hayes

    Wait, what about patriarchal blessings? Isn’t it a GOOD thing for someone to fit that?

  • Julia Wooten

    I just got broken up with this past valentine’s day because I hate country music

  • Hugh H Tanner

    There are a few on here that are SO Mormon……having the prayer and the blessing……people should be slapped for using those.


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